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September 5, 2010
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1)
From hell
Mr Lusk,
Sor
I send you half the Kidne I took from one women prasarved it for you tother piece I fried and ate  it was very nise. I may  send you the bloody knif that took it out if you only wate a whil  longer
signed
Catch me when you can
Mishter Lusk

ID the guy who wrote this to “Mishter Lusk’.

2)The X of an object is a measure of how strongly it reflects light from light sources such as the Sun. It is therefore a more specific form of the term  reflectivity. X is defined as the ratio  of  total-reflected to incident electromagnetic radiation.It is a unitless measure indicative of a surface’s or body’s diffuse reflectivity. The word is derived from Latin for “whiteness”, in  turn from _____ “white”, and was introduced into optics by Johann Heinrich Lambert in his   1760 work Photometria. The range of  possible values is from 0 (dark) to 1 (bright).ID X.

3)”X” was meant by the creator Z as a satire designed to show how  not to write a poem.The  poem has since transcended Z’s purpose, becoming  now the subject of serious study. This transformation of perception was in a large part predicted by G. K. Chesterton.According to
Chesterton and Green, among others, the original purpose of “X” was to satirize pretentious  poetry and ignorant literary critics, but has itself been the subject of pedestrian translations and explanations as well as being incorporated into classroom learning. Chesterton wrote in 1932, “Poor, poor, little _____! She has not only been caught and  made to do lessons; she has been forced to inflict lessons on others.”In the following years, individuals have taken to analyzing Z’s nonsense words and  seriously interpreting his instructions on the “correct”  pronunciation of these words.ID X and Z.

4)”I, ____X_____, KSC, JFK  Assassin, Bull Goose of  Limbo, Recreational Director of the  Wilhelm Reich Athletic Club, Assistant Philosopher, President of the Universal Successionist  Association (USA), Chairperson of the Kronstadt Vengeance  Committee, Poet Laureate of the Randolph Bourne Association for Revolutionary Violets, Minister in the Church of Universal Life,Trustee for the Center for Mythographic Arts, Correspondent for the  desperate Imperialist News Service (DIN), Vice President of the Generic Graffiti Council of
the Americas, CEO of the Umbrella Corporation and of the Spare Change Investment
Corporation, Treasurer of the Commercial Erisian Orthodox Tabernacle, Assistant Treasurer of the John-Dillinger-Died-For- You Society, Public Relations Director of Precision Psychedelics,Managing Editor of The Decadent Worker, Public Security Committee Chief
of the Revolutionary Surrealist Vandal Party (RSVP), Advisor to the Niccolo Machiavelli
University of Jesuit Ethics,Instructor of the Mullah  Nasrudin Sufi Mime Troupe, Dean of
Bodhisattvas of the 12 Famous Buddha Mind School, Mail Clerk of Junk Mail Associates, Chaplaim of the Erotic Terrorism Committee of the Fucking Communist Conspiracy (FCC, etc.), Deputy Counsel of the International Brotherhood of Doom Prophets, Local 666, Alleged Founder of the Zenarchist Affinity Group (ZAG) and the Zenarchist Insurgency Group (ZIG), Co-Founder of the Discordian Society, Grand Master of the Legion of Dynamic
Discord, Saint 2nd Class in the Industrial Church of the SubGenius, CEO of the Brooklyn Bridge Holding Company, Executive Vice President of the Bank of Hell, Chief Engineer of  the Southern Fascist Railway (“Our Trains Run On Time!”), Inspector for the Political Correctness Division of the Marta Batista Cola Company, and Satanist Quaker of 3388 Homera Place, Decatur, Georgia do hereby swear (or affirm) on this day of 13 October
1993 under penalty of perjury that to the best of my knowledge, all of the above and much of
the below is true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some
sense,and true and false and meaningless in some sense, as the Discordian Church (or Synagogue) holds as a central tradition  (borrowed from Buddhism and, thus, older
than Christianity) tenet of its faith is true of all affirmations.” ID X.

5)X is the main north/south street of Atlanta, Georgia. the city grew up on a site occupied by
the Creek people, and the X street was, in fact, not named for a X of any sort, but for a large
Creek settlement called Standing Y. Reportedly, the Creek used trees with fresh sap of
pine trees for solemnizing vows and treaties. The Y was corrupted to “X”, perhaps by mistake,or because it sounded better to English speakers. While X are so widely feral they seem native to northern Georgia and the Atlanta  area, and though Georgiais the “_____ State”, there was apparently no historical X that led to the name.ID X,Y and FITB if possible.

P.S:i’m sorry to have posted the set in a mobile phone format earlier.poppy told me the glitch.tnq poppy.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. cerebralpursuits permalink
    September 5, 2010 5:33 pm

    1)It was Jack The Ripper.
    4)Kerry Wendell Thornley,that Discordianism guy..

  2. Qrish permalink*
    September 13, 2010 3:56 pm

    good job bro!the other answers are:
    2)albedo
    3)X-jabberwocky
    Z-lewis carrol
    5)X-peach tree
    Y-pitch tree

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